High school survival guide #9- kinds of high school teachers!

High school survival guide #9-  kinds of high school teachers!

HEY NYMP HEY! So as per usual I apologize for the un- excusable lack of updates and posts for a while. But look on the bright side, at least I haven’t neglected it, like all the other things ive started in life.

SO LETS CELEBRATE!! And after that lets get started with the KINDS

As some of us might know there are different kinds of teachers, especially in high school. Some of which we HAVE to deal with, some were happy to deal with, and some teachers we just want to see burn in tatarus.

Actually this wasn’t a random topic for me to pick. For one,THIS IS ACTUALLY MY HOMEWORK but its in a different language.

So if ever my teacher reads this, I DIDN’T SEARCH THIS ON THE INTERNET, I MADE THIS.

Two, It actually counterparts the earlier posts I made, on kinds of high school students. THREE, I was inspired by a great Filipino author, he’s my favorite Filipino author, perhaps he has actually given me a thought that our language is actually not annoying.

GIVE IT UP FOR: Bob Ong!

So much for that, lets get started!

1. Lucifers- These are the kinds of teachers that dedicate their whole teaching career to make students want to scream for their mother. Theyre brutal and ruthless, they will do anything to see you cry. Most of the time we call them the devil and curse them to the depths of hell. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d pay to watch us die.

2. Hera- Hera’s can be described in one word: OLD. They are the kinds of teachers that are family oriented, patient and kind, this is actually the main reason theyre called hera’s. These are the teachers that students can be lucky to encounter. But beware theyre endangered, soon to extinct. My current adviser is a HERA THO

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3. Albert Einstein- Albert Einstein or AE’S are those teachers who commonly ARE geniuses. There the one’s who have high expectations and standards when it comes to students. HIGH Grades are highly rare and it doesn’t come by to the ones who doesn’t work for it.

4. Trolls- these are the teachers who pick on students for fun.  These are the teachers who actually have a sense of humor, BUT commonly trolls have a SICK and EVIL sense of humor. THEYRE OBNOXIOUS, sometimes A little bit over the top and exaggerated. Don’t mess with them because they are too much to handle.

5. Jokers- jokers are just like the trolls but theyre more fun to be around. They have a good sense of humor and its actually very vital when it comes to teaching. When the class is almost knocked out they have the initiative to joke around.

6.Newbies- Just like high school students, newbies are usually bullied, pushed over and a little judged not just by students but by fellow teachers too. Its actually a un spoken communication for teachers, if youre new, it means you have no experience, thus you have to gain respect. But on the bright side, you get to decide on whether what kind of high school teacher you want to be, PICK WISELY.

7. Golden teacher- Golden teachers are seemingly PERFECT. They have tight family bonds, they have a successful career, and they communicate with theyre students like  were friends. But when its time to be serious, They deliver. Golden teachers are my favorite to be honest.

8. Chainsaw Clowns- NO, THEYRE NOT FUNNY,NOT AT ALL. Chainsaw Clowns or CC’S are the type to be feared. Almost the majority of high school students fear them. These are the teachers who’s glare is even more terrifying than witnessing a live massacre. They have hard tests and they can put up a pretty good fit when it comes to grades. My first year adviser was this type and I do not want to repeat that experience again. SEE WHY I HATE CLOWNS!?!?

9.Hermione’s- Although not all hermione’s are girls they all have one thing in common: THEY ARE PERSISTENT IN ALL ASPECTS. These are teachers who, even though there is 0.12 seconds left of class, still finds the time to give us a lecture about the French revolution and give us a novel for a homework , maybe that was over stated but you get the point.

10. Algebra teachers- I HATE MATH, SHE HATES MATH, WE ALL HATE MATH. But think about it, maybe it’s the algebra teachers who gives math a bad name. Its genuinely possible that the teacher is boring and self absorbed. Algebra teachers may also compare your class to other classes. THEY ARE THE WORST TYPE IN my opinion. 

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Yeah and that ends it! Let me know in the comments if you can relate and if there are any other types. Because my homework depends on it.

BUH-BYE!

Till I blog again!

~theKxx~